As Bandit’d
-the voice reading this in your head is by morgan freemen-
when you get your -ss handed to you by the as bandits like an asian maid on a nice springy day when you have the flu due to you finding out that you have chlamydia because you had s-x with that dirty trailer park wh-r- you found attractive when you had your beer goggles on, in any multi-playing video game. such as. . .
• guitar hero
• call of duty (every single one b-tch!)
• skate ( all 3 of them b-tches)
etc.
well you get the point, but in other nicely words. . .
kill yourself
-a clan in regular cod pre-game lobby after playing against the as bandits-
guy 1: what the fu-ck just happened?
guy 2: i don’t know, we used riot shields, we tried camping, we did everything but nothing!
random guy who was listening: sh-t! you got as bandit’d to?
guy 1: yeah, those nuggers.
guy 2: wait. . . what!?
guy 1: i mean n-gg-rs
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