as if
yeah right!
made popular by the movie clueless staring alicia silverstone.
meaning: i’m definetly not going to do that / not into that/ don’t beleive that / etc.
if a guy tells me he knows i’m in love with him (but i think he’s a total loser), then i say to him “as if!”
18 more definitions
a boggling mastermind
shonk gorilla stomp baby
a term used to describe the masters of the art of s-xual pleasure. trained to perfection at all s-x positions and s-x styles.
whoa! look at those asifs over there! i wish they notice me, my boyfriend is a p-ssy when it comes to s-x
an expression of utter repulsion and or disqust. to be said when thourougly annoyed.
“the sales guy came up to me, and was like, we have the best polyester pants! and i told him loud and clear “as if” and then i walked out the door”
an expression used to display disbelief
its an arabic name meaning “riches” “one with alot of money”
my name is asif
an alternative combination of word and phrase for ‘whatever’. when put into use, it can effectively confuse the recipient which in turn gives the speaker the upper hand
charlotte: i win everything!
chris: asif!that’s the biggest joke i’ve heard!
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