as seen on TV
a phrase seen on products which is the only means of persuasion for this company to get you to buy a piece of sh-t.
wo! this grabbo-arm can hold a spoon to scoop out pudding with ease! this product was “as seen on tv”! i should probably buy it!
term to be used as an adjective, to describe when a situation or conversation is or was so cliche, stereotypical or fake in content or feeling that it seems as if it could only be on tv. abbreviated asot.
when jimmy and dad had one of those ‘father-son moments’ after they decided it was best not to tell mom about jimmy sneaking out in her car to see jane, it was entirely as seen on tv.
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