as stiff as an old man on a cold winter’s night
a common phrase used when describing an extremely rigid erection.
“wow, my girlfriend gave me a joyner last night and i was as stiff as an old man on a cold winter’s night”
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the process of licking someone’s -sshole while he or she proceeds to lick yours simoultaneously. a more advanced version of the traditional sixtynine position. chris: “hey man, did you lick that b-tches -ss last night?” ian: “ya man, i -sstynine’d that ho.”
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