Asda midget
the token midget at every asda store. they are employed not only to pacify the equal opportunities brigade but also because they’re really good at getting tins that have rolled under the shelves.
dad, why is that little boy working on the checkout?
that’s no boy, that’s the asda midget. every store has one.
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