Ash Moment
similar to a blonde moment an ash moment is one in which one says or does something so profoundly stupid.
karla: where’d sam go?
heather: she went to find her phone.
karla: but aren’t you the phone with her right now?
heather: yeah… she’s having an ash moment
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