Ashburton


the tourism and adventure capital of new zealand. founded in 1876 by two transvest-te hookers, an old guy and a dog that played basketball because it wasn’t against the rules, ashburton quickly became known for excitement, prost-tution and backgammon. recently it has developed into a sprawling cityscape, and has plans to hold the new zealand national sheep-boxing compet-tion.
ashburton is the old-people meat export capital of the world.

Read Also:

  • Ashden

    the most gorgeous, amazing, unique, crazy, funny, perfect, beautiful boy ever created. loved by everyone… loves to have a giggle and is most definitely a mummys boy through and through. when he grows up he will either be a wrestler, footballer, fire fighter or doctor. also loves caats called pixie ashden = perfection…. 1 more […]

  • Ashwarian

    ashwarian – a word used to describe females that are alternative, unique with a bit of crazy and usually gorgeous. 1: met a girl at the bar last night 2: yeah? what’s she like? 1: bit of an ashwarian 2: nice

  • asidine

    adjective; word kids use instead of cursing markie won’t asidine come upstairs

  • aspekt

    a rappa who has jus now came very popular 4 trap n-gg- and more. a n-gg- says: did u hear dat song trap n-gg- by aspekt anotha n-gg- says: h-ll yea dat shyt is h-lla raw aspekt killin it n-gg- 1stn-gg- says: all d-mn we gonna buy aspekt cd

  • Asphamy

    the act of being an -ss. asphamy: adj or verb. whichever you prefer. when you’re texting your boyfriend and he just stops replying. and then seven hours later he’s all “sorry i was eating” and i had to go shopping with my family. and expects you to think its just fine and dandy. even when […]


Disclaimer: Ashburton definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.