he is a tw*t
stop being such an ashir
makes amazing tea and even better company. don’t touch his rug. lutfi’s having a tea party. we know.
- foreplay day
tuesday. if wednesday is hump day, surely, tuesday is foreplay day… kat-i have to say that you s*xting me during this godawful meeting is making me wet! kent-perfect, i figured since i was coming over to spend the night on hump day tomorrow, i’d make this foreplay day…
- isaac salas
a legend that is a bit high. did you see that isaac salas he saved the world while taking a dump.
a t*rd so long it either curves all the way up or around a toilet the party was ruined when joe refused to flush his bowlcurler. the remnants frightened all party guests