Ashland, Ohio
ashland, also known by the teenage population as -ssland. where there is a church every five feet. also where everyone acts innocent then they turn around and bang each other. the high school has the arrows as the school team name. here sports is valued over the music department. the music kids have to work real hard for any support. on the water tower it say “ashland someplace special.” town filled with little old people and hipsters. ashland university is the college in the school. though you rarely see the college kids. pretty much everyone knows everyone’s business.
kid 1: hey did you hear how sally slept with the football team?
kid 2: duhhh everyone knows.
kid 1: guess everyone one would in ashland, ohio.
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