Ashley Ballantyne
a very beautiful girl. one of the bestest friends you could ever have. she is unique and very comfortable to be with. she has gl-sses but wears contacts, she is beautiful with both on. she is very popular but only lets a few friends be her bestfriends. if you meet her, consider yourself a lucky person. don’t ever break her heart. she’s very tough. her sense of humor makes her very awesome. she has a awesome sense of style. she is one of my bestfriends.
you; woah, are you a ashley ballantyne?
ashley ballantyne; why yes i am. 🙂
you; cool.
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