ashley simpson
something i am amazed to see blank on urban dictionary.
oh yeah, she sucks.
i find it almost offensive that ashley simpson has no definitions on urban dictionary.
1. one who is a talentless hack.
2. someone who only has a career in the entertainment industry because she shares the same last name as her sister.
this person sucks. looks like they pulled an ashley simpson.
a girl who has almost not talent at all. was once a major poser who wouldnt hold a note to save her life a few years ago. now she is a fake, plastic faced sl-t who still cant hold a note to save her life. also says sh-t about how she loves how her natural body is, then gets plastic surgery on it the next day. the only way the world even knows her is through the fact that her sister was famous for her actual talent. has a tendency to lip sync at concerts (to the hideous screeching she calls music), and then gets caught.
ugh! stop trying to act all punk…you look like ashley simpson all over again!
the act of lip synching
she pulled an ashley simpson
a girl i would really like to f-ck
ashley simpson is a major hottie
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