ashmita
1) to drop things that are really important into really incovenient places at the worst times
2) to act like a baby when you want something really badly
3) to burst out in laughter at the most randomest things
4) to not forget anything you did and then build up a cache of stuff that can be used against you
5) to smack boys really hard on the head when they misbehave
6) to be so random that even entropy doesn’t stand a chance to your randomness.
oh my god, you dropped your great grandmother’s diamond ring in the sewer right when you were proposing…you just ashmita’d!
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