Ashpal
typically an indian boy who is immature. he can make you laugh at stupid things. ashpals are often athletic, but not as tall as others and skinny too. ashpals are easy to -ssociate with and easy to befriend, but they are very selective on who they date.
kid: “see that boy? his name is ashpal.”
friend: “yeah, i heard he’s still single.”
kid: “seriously? he’s like, 14 though! still single? no joke?”
friend: “no joke.”
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