ashshe
a llama frolicing chick who goes by the name of tina, she enjoys mating with red young lobsters, pandas and emus.
if she is in a bad mood she will and i repeat will give you the lame hand. beware of this defense mechanisim.
also a very h-rny thing that humps random inanimate objects.
i saw an ashshe mating with my kelly lobster today at the store.
ashshe’s hump every pop machine in site.
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