ashtonitus


ashtonitus is a disease. when you start to stutter, or slur words, and say things completely out of order, where no one understands you because you sound stupid, it’s because you have a bad case of ashtonitus. if you find yourself reading, talking, or writing as if you were dyslexic, just call it when you see it, and it should go away shortly.
ugh…muhnamuhna..ummurm…who does this belong bamboo to?.. grrd damit.. darn ashtonitus!

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