Asian Blowjob
similar to a mayonnaise surprise or the infamous slanted oral special only involving a lot more vomit and maybe some tentacle fondling.
dude, i finally got to get an asian bl-wj-b the other night, but now i feel as though i need a chemical shower.
when a girl suckles and licks the tip of the d-ckhead as if she’s being breastfed or drinking out of a nipple-tip bottle.
my girlfriend gave me an asian bl-wj-b last nigth
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