the face you make after staring at the sun for over 10 seconds.
don’t stare at the sun or you’ll get asian face
- columbian chocolate milkshake
the act of masturbating while your partner farts on you. dan wanted s*x, but had to settle for a columbian chocolate milkshake this morning.
something you type whenever you have no friends in google. i typed up 1234567890qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm as a prank all the letters and numbers on a keyboard. typed from top to bottom left to right. typing this is a sign of extreme boredness. uhhh i am soo bored. 1234567890qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
- whacked out poo brain
a nutty, pain in the *ss, person or animal. finn i diagnosed that horse with whacked out poo brain five minutes ago!
- rectal suspension
verb 1. the act of not releasing one’s bowels during a hangover so as to prevent sloppy hangover sh*ts. the act of rectal suspension should be deemed complete after the time required to compact aforementioned sloppy sh*t to the necessary degree to perform a normal bowel movement. “oh man, i had to do a rectal […]