Asian Kite Porn
“asian kite p-rn” is by definition the act of three or more asians (typically two men and a woman) utilizing or riding kites during s-x and are filmed doing so. it’s an ancient technique, kite s-x. the first recorded act of kite s-x was 300 a.d. in the small village of kung pau poo in southern china. asian kite p-rn became a legitimate part of the adult media industry in the late 1930’s and is still very popular in the asian fetish community today.
uno -“dude, those asian’s on the tube are having kite s-x!”
dos -“dude, this s— is straight f—ed up! but i can’t stop watching it… it’s so d-mn graceful!”
uno -“terrible word choice, dude… this s— is majestic. i think i’m in love with asian kite p-rn!”
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