asian powers
a force so strong it could knock any non-asian over! these powers may include, super hotness, super smartness, exceptional athletic ability, exceptional talent in the arts, wonderful music skills, the ability to solve a rubiks cube in less than three minutes, the swiftness of a cat, a memory like an elephant… sometimes these powers are used for evil.
with his super asian powers, he lept over the building in a superhot way to do a math problem that would save the girl from a speeding train. this requires cat like swiftness.
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1. the natural ability to get as on tests without studying
2. the natural ability to be really good at fast paced card games such as speed and ers
applies to asians and caucasians, white people,who can obtain the card playing half of asian power by hanging out with asian people or playing cards with them.
(day of test)omg what am i going to do, my test is in an hour and i haven’t studied at all, i need my asian power to kick in.
(day of results) yes! i got a 100! looks like my asian power kicked in.
(card playing) hey, how did you get so good? i have been seeing my asian source, he gives me my asian power.
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