Asinum Lingent Theorem
asinum lingent = latin for “-ss lick”
a theorem which states that one who eats -ss, will ultimately become an -ss. typically applies to the more ‘sophisticated’ douchebag who brags to his friends about all the -ss he eats.
douche: yeah bro last night i was all up in bonqueshia’s booty. i was eatin that -ss like groceries, sh-t was so cash.
friend: that’s great man. have you heard of the asinum lingent theorem?
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