ask my arse
old english for “kiss my -ss.”
x: what’s your e-mail?
x: ask my -rs-!
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a combination of the words “supposed” and “to”. (ah-spohs-dah) you were asposda take a left at alberkerky. you’re asposda stop if you see a blind person holding their cane out to indicate they want to cross the road. i was asposda make breakfast for my mother, but i didn’t.
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the sp-ce between the wall and the bed that you get stuck in when you roll over too far “omg you guys, last night you shoved me into the -ss crack of the bed.” “eff you broke the outlet.”