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• green-and-yellow fellow

  a h-m-s-xual. refers to the occ-ssional green and yellow color of feces which may, theoretically, be encountered by someone delivering -n-l s-x. mike: “you know erik’s a green-and-yellow fellow, right?” dave: “he’s gay? nah, i never knew that.”

• asparagus head

  not a word. just sounds funny u need a haircut. u look like an asparagus head. 3 more definitions wwjdsomeone who is taking a beating for being less than perfect wwjd if he saw how morris is portrayed in all those definitions of asparagus head? nicer than u tools. u r all r-t-rds get over […]

• Dudedwowski

  used as an insult, dudedwoski implies either being a peice of sh-t or a douche bag. its kinda both rolled in one. it can also be used to mean sh-t. whatever bro, you’re such a f-ckin dudedwowski. man i gots to drop a dudedwowski.

• ChikFilA Movement

  everyone who thinks chikfila needs a wake up call should save up a really nice fast food bowel movement, and leave it unflushed at chikfila restroom for the next patron to enjoy (see payday). it would be awesome if everyone supported the “chikfila movement”. a perfectly apropos response. for an autoflush toilet, you can just […]

• run one off

  to m-st-rb-t-, usually referring to guys only. the term is used when a guy has the urge to whack it after seeing a hot girl. i was dancing with this hot chick at the club, but i didn’t go home with her. when i got home, i was so h-rny that i had to run […]

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