asmr

that creepy sh-t people do on youtube and sh-t where they whisper into the microphone and rip paper or some sh-t.

like, hey, do you like the sound of a pencil moving on paper.

and then they show you what is sounds like, like, b-tch i hear this sh-t all the time, i would know if it sounded good by now. like, wtf?
this is my asmr video, do you like the sound of nails on chalkboard? i do.
autonomous sensory meridian response (asmr) is a physical sensation characterized by a pleasurable tingling that typically begins in the head and scalp, and often moves down the spine and through the limbs.

also known as : aiho (attention induced head -rg-sm), aie (attention induced euphoria), or simply “head -rg-sms”/”head tingles”.
my asmr was kicking in while watching clips of a soothing m-ssage.
an acronym for “autonomous sensory meridian response.”
the sole purpose of asmr is to relax people. the asmr community is constantly growing on youtube. ideally, asmr videos are meant to give the viewer a relaxing tingle at the back of their head and/or spine. asmr videos usually involve one or more of the following things:

• gentle whispering
• relaxing hand movements
• smacking of the lips
• nail tapping/scratching on hard surfaces such as tables
• brushing sounds
• etc.
autonomous sensory meridian response. a feeling that is produced when listening to certain sounds and/or looking at certain visuals. the majority of people who experience asmr don’t mention it to their peers. i can almost guarantee that, you, reading this paragraph, has not mentioned asmr to anyone you know. most likely because you think they will think you’re weird. we all feel the same way!
asmr should come in tablet form because if it was, i wouldn’t be smoking weed, that’s for sure!
the act of deriving great pleasure from staring into a woman’s face, for prolonged periods of time, while she fondels and strokes the microhone or objects around it, possibly whisphering gentle words in between, possibly making wet sounds with her own body.
i asmred myself to sleep.
spent the whole week in bed, watching asmr videos, feeling happier than ever.