ASMRgasm


an -rg-smic sensation caused by a hairstylist/barber/etc giving you a haircut.

all that non-sensual hairplay can still be very s-xual whether they want it to be or not.

pr-nounced: az-mer-gaz-im
dude! i just had an asmrgasm getting my haircut. i feel like i should have tipped more…

see asmr for more details.

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