Asonta’ Johnson
a dark skin male only known in legends that you speak about to your children, a man that has slayed so many women with his bigger than your favorite p-rn stars p-n-s, a man that has sent more women to the doctor than a gynecologist, a man that has left more girls missing than a milk carton, a man that if he has s-x with your girlfriend, there is a 250% chance that you will never see her again. an asonta’ johnson is the male above males, his p-n-s should be made of gold an diamonds, it should have its own zip code, it should be on ebay, it should have its own commercial.
what happened to your girl? she got asonta’ johnsoned
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