Asparagus Syndrome
asparagus syndrome is a mental illness that causes one to believe they are the green giant.
billy: im the green giant! -stomp stomp stomp-
jane: dude, i think billy has asparagus syndrome.
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an unlucky c-nt who is not only painfully autistic (asperger syndrome) but can’t spell for sh-t (dyslexic)
he says he feels a lighter shade of yellow today but when i told him to write down “yellow”, he wrote “hjsdf”. he must have asparagus syndrome
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