asparshit


that sh-tty feeling in the back of your throat after you drink diet soda (with aspartame(fake sugar) in it. the feeling is all the sh-tty fake sugar clinging to your throat. it feels nasty and that is another reason why not to drink diet soda.
man, i got a bad case of asparsh-t, why did i drink that sh-tty sh-tty diet soda?

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