Asphalt Cocktail
1. in skater-terms, a new coined term for a serious wipeout or faceplant; specifically on pavement, most likely in a skate park.
2. the name of a 6 minute wind ensemble composition by composer john mackey.
“did you see todd wipe out? g-d, he really had an asphalt c-cktail!”
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