Asphamy
the act of being an -ss.
asphamy: adj or verb. whichever you prefer.
when you’re texting your boyfriend and he just stops replying. and then seven hours later he’s all “sorry i was eating” and i had to go shopping with my family. and expects you to think its just fine and dandy. even when he couldnt take five freaking seconds to say that he had to go.
girl: lol. i know
(two hours later)
girl:….?h-llo…
(5 hours later)
boyfriend: sorry. i was too busy to tell you i had to go.
girl: asphamy -_-…
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for the blame to be on one’s self its her own asphault she went to jail. she shouldn’t astolen that car.
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an act incorporating varying degrees of b-gg-ry. after school on thurdsays jeff enjoyed nipping round to his mates house for a bit of -ss banditry 1 more definition add your own n. a foolish or inane act; something annoying and unnecessary what inane -ssbanditry is this?!
- assbee
function: noun 1a : an object, process, or individual which generates pains in the posterior (-ss) of another individual. (consider a bee sting inside the -ss.) 1b : metaphor for “a pain in the -ss.” 1c : (plural) scales with the use of a single -ssbee. many -ssbees is considered more painful in the posterior […]
- ass change
an insignificant amount of money. poor guy: i just spent $140 on my textbooks. rich -sshole: what? $140? that’s -ss change, dude.
- Ass-fixyation
when you lay eyes upon an -ss so grand you have trouble breathing. friend- “(wheeze)…. dude…(cough)” me- “holy sh-t man are you ok? ” friend- ” look at that….(wheeze)….-ss.” me-” we need a medic, he’s got -ss-fixyation!”