Aspire
aspire: to have a great ambition or ultimate goal; desire strongl
this place should be called aspire; i thought i had good ambition, however after working out at aspire, i now have great ambition!
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to perspire around the area of the -n-s. usually occurs between cheeks in temperate conditions or during excercise. more likely to occur in fat people.
leads to loss of body fluids, resulting in the need for rehydration.
has been known to leave an -rs–shaped residue on plastic chairs, which may lead to public humiliation, social disintegration and polarisation. be warned.
alternative spelling; -sspire
“jesus bhoy, i’ve got some sweaty -rs- crack….you mean you’re aspiring?….what? no, f-ck off you c-nt, i’ve just got a sweaty -rs-!….do you aspire a lot? i bet you do, you fat lump of sh-t”
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