asploded


the past tense form of the verb to asplode.
“omfg shawndraya! my t-mobile sidekick just asploded cause you fat ghetto azz sat on it! dayum gurl- yous best be buyin me a new one befoe i asplode yo dodge neon!!!!!!”

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