Ass·a·holic


an individual plagued by a chronic disorder know as -ssaholisim; an obsession or repeated mention of all that is -ss. this poor individual will reference -n-l at least 4 times in a conversation and has also been rumored to have a slight asian fetish. some signs of being an -ssaholic include:

· excessive tutting.

· an extreme fondness for piffle plants.

· casual use of ^^ symbols.

· they have also been known to cohabit with chinchillas.

if you ever encounter an -ssaholic it is recommended you remove all kippers from your person and proceed with caution.
innocent lil thang: “geh!! where is my belt!?”

creeper: “maybe it’s in your -ss!”

innocent lil thang: “…why would it be in my -ss?”

creeper: “too much -n-l?”

innocent lil thang: “you are such an -ss·a·holic.”

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