ass admiral


-ss admiral, n: the rank above -ss captain.

(note: -ss admiral is a better insult because it’s one rank higher, and it’s also an alliteration. those always sting.)
person a: you c-ck blister!
person b: you spooge-licker.
person a: blisterwater drinker!
person b: regurgitated c-m bubble.
person a: -ss captain!
person b: -ss admiral!
crowd: ooooooh…
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