ass-and-mouth disease
essentially the inability to control one’s bowels from both openings (mouth and -n-s) simultaneously. usually brought about by the ingestion of improperly prepared food containing harmful bacteria or allergens.
dave: did you hear what happened to steiny out in india?
josh: yeah, he shat and barfed all over his bed after he caught -ss-and-mouth disease from that street vendor!
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a pat of the b-tt, used by male athletes used to signify a good play/move. joey -ss slapped me after i hit a homerun. 2 more definitions add your own when playing a sports game (ie) fifa 11 and getting slapped 2-1 by real madrid when your barcalona man you got your -ss slapped 2-1 […]
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1. horrible 2. like -ss 3. see -sstastic dude, that cafeteria food is -sstaculer.
- ate up
all f-cked up d-mn your room is ate up 13 more definitions add your own cr-p military drill instructors like to say to basic trainees when they aren’t performing to expectation. private………..you shot out the humvee’s tires instead of the target……….you are ate up! ate up – st. louis phrase that is used alot. especially […]