Ass Armor
when your girlfriend/wife wears both panties and boxers to bed. this is used to indicate that you will not be having s-x. this is often related to her being on her period. other possible explanitions include that she is sick or unhappy with you for some reason.
when i crawled into bed my girlfriend had her -ss armor on. i guess that it is that time of the month again – bl-wj-b week!
the stuff – mostly consisting of a wallet with credit cards, some doc-ments, random paper such as a timetable or folded advertisments – neatly stored in the back pockets. at a certain point, the m-ss provides a hefty bulge on the b-ttocks, additional protection from blows as well as possible discomfort when sitting down.
me: man, can’t you sit still, you’re squirming all the time.
friend: just have to lose my -ss armor. -pulls out a wallet-
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