Ass Attack


an -ss attack is when you are feeling completely normal without the feeling of having to take a sh-t. then all of a sudden out of nowhere you have to sh-t and sh-t bad!! you pretty much have less than one minute to find a toilet. it can happen anytime or anywhere.
i was standing in my kitchen feeling completely normal making dinner then all of a sudden i had an -ss attack, so i ran to the bathroom and pulled my pants down just in time to make it in the toilet.
the runs, diarrhea
after eating that enchilada i had an -ss attack
the sudden attack of the -n-s
joey planned a stealthy -ss attack
giving it hard, deep and fast in your -n-l orfice
my girlfriend loves an -ss attack…she loves it
when a man unexpectdly gives another man -n-l.
mike gave tim an -ss attack.
being really really stoned, resulting in your -ss falling asleep. see stoned
dude, after smoking that blunt, i felt an -ss attack coming on.
to become sudddenly very emotional – surprised, angry etc.
to have an -ss attack = to flip out

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