Ass Back

another term for a sports benchwarmer.
you: “coach put me in!!!!”

coach: “get your -ss back!!!”
someone who sits on the bench all game.
player: hey coach can i play football?
coach: get yo -ss back on the bench
player 2: d-mn n-gg- your an -ssback
(noun) the lower part of an overweight person’s back, resembling an -ss, with its own crack and everything. an extra -ss, above the belt, on the back.
that dude needs to put his shirt back on, ’cause i can’t stop staring at his -ss back.
n. a position in any compet-tive sport
usually applied to the team f-ck up
a.k.a. leftout a.k.a. benchwarmer
little johnny, the team f-ck up, plays -ssback. when he gets up to get on the field the coach yells, “get your <-ss back> here!”
v1: to have won after having performed a series of insults. to show dominance in having won an argument to the opposition. similar in use to “pwned”.
v2: the use of moving the b-tt in a s-xually provocative motion after having bent down. often used in consensus with grinding and used by woman as a dating tactic to draw focus to the general b-ttox area.
n: the meeting of the -ss and back, but not quite the lower back.
v1: ajin: i know i’m not in a relationship now, but there are plenty of fish in the lake.
suman: ajin, how come you have a lake, but most girls have a sea? (in this context suman has -ssbacked ajin)
v2: zoe has a tendancy to walk ahead of people and pretend to drop items so she can -ssback them and seek attention to her b-ttox.
n: suman repeatedly kicks ajin’s -ssback upon cue via remix to the words in the song “smack that”, with the word “-ssback”.
word used to save you seat if you must get up. the standard rule of use with this word is that it only lasts 5 minutes. after that time, the seat is open to anyone.
“i gotta go take a p-ss. -ssbacks!”
a rare medical condition in which the person is born with two -sses. the normal -ss, in its normal location but slightly to the left, then a second -ss mid back, but slightly to the right.
my friend bloodliine said “dude this chick has underwear for a shirt.” to which i replied, “no man, she has -ssback.”

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