Ass Baggie
a bag placed under ones -ss when time does not permit them to go to the restroom.
my meeting ran a little long yesterday and i wasn’t able to leave. good thing i had my trusty -ss baggie.
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an action or strategy that quickly and effectively indemnifies someone or insulates them from a negative consequence. derived from “cover your -ss,” or cya. (a blanket can easily and completely cover one’s -ss.) when bob’s project group didn’t meet projections, the programmers got all the blame because of one -ss-blanket email bob sent out criticizing […]
- Asscent
the aroma that eminates from an individuals -n-s that is unique to the type of food eaten and the region a person originates. d-mn, he has a southern -sscent. he must have eaten some bbq ribs.
- asscertain
selfhelp & background to online publishing tips & tricks to capitalize on others’ credit card pending spending -sscertain your credit background.
- asscockery
engaging in stupid activities or stupid behavior. generally applied to an individual in a light-hearted manner. when a person is being annoying, or making an -ss out of himself. getting drunk and playing mail-box-baseball is widely considered -ssc-ckery.
- ass czar
1. one who loves the b-tt 2. one who prefers the -ss to t-ts and takes advantage of this preference. you like to screw girls from behind in your car cause your a f-in -ss czar!