ass baton
a versatile, short, pipe-like utensil usually carried by well-armed black friday mall cops. commonly used for spanking rowdy and/or dangerous/hostile shoppers.
“aw man, that cop has an -ss baton!”
“oh he finna use that -ss baton, you’d best watch out”
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a gay person who loves it up the b-m your such a -ssclart
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a useful accessory, appropriate for when you have your fancy head stuck up your fancy -ss. intimidating, superfluous and pompous behavior. instigating power struggles by acting superior. telling others that you know better than them on a matter of taste calls for an -sscravat.
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