Ass Bats
-ss bats are the bats that brush into you at night, they have a tenancy to brush your partners -ss as you’re walking down an unlit path. -ss bats live on insects, they are so fast that you rarely get to see them, in most cases the person walking with them gets the blame.
did you just touch my -ss? no it must have been -ss bats i think i saw one flying around earlier…
flying mammal that resembles a human -ss. this creature native to southern minnesota has rarely been photographed.
i hear tom cruise was attacked by an -ssbat at night while filming a movie in the early 1990s.
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