ass batter


wet, sloppy sh-t that squirts as soon as you relax your b-tt cheeks
that f-cking hobo got -ss batter all over the floor!
sm-gm–like, lathering build up in one’s b-tt crack due to high temperatures and sweating, especially after a workout and/or manual labor. dingleberries may or may not be present.
hey, the dog is licking the -ssbatter out of my underwear again!

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