Ass Behonker Clown


a type of clown originated in the east african tundra of northern north pole. this certain type of clown has a tendancy to -ss behonk throught the year as a mating call.

an -ss behonk is a type of fart that is continual, like breathing, making an almost musical tune with every exhale.
“wow bob, did you see that -ss behonker clown, that was one h-ll of a behonking we got back there!”

“yeah earl, but i am just happy we didnt get raped by h-m-s-xual lesbian v-g-n- p-n-s’s, the -ss behonker clown’s main food source!”

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