ass bender
one who is selfishly and utterly cruel to the point that they enjoy seeing others suffer because of their own stupidity and can not see the light day from having their head shoved so far up their -ss bent backwards!
my exhusband was so miserable after our divorce because i was happy, that he cut off the electricity to our house while i was out of town. however, because he is such an “-ss bender”, he didn’t realize that the kids were home with no power and it was more than 100 degress outside that day.
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