ass blossom


-ss blos·som as blos-uhm-n. a burgeoning rectal sphincter. the purtruding rosey inards of a chick that got -ss f-cked really hard. sometimes a result of fisting or large object insertion.
…and then mike f-cked her -ss right after joey; she just laid there moaning with her -ss blossom all stickin’ out n’ sh-t!
one who is blooming from within his r-ct-m.
he will soon -ssblossom from his -ss.
a person who smells like as then it blossoms then it gets worse
you are an -ss blossom!

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