Ass Cabbage
a spherical, peelable sh-te of cabbacious proportions.
husband says to wife “give it five minutes love, i’ve just p-ssed a m-ssive -ss cabbage!”
“move b-tch -ss cabbage on the way!”
an -ss cabbage is:
1.) a douchebag
2.) a fat chick
3.) someone who likes to insert cabbages into their rectal openings
“emily, you are such an -ss cabbage.”
“no mike, jew’s aren’t interesting, they are just -ss cabbagers.”
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