ass cactus
a large, nut-filled t-rd that hurts the -ss upon exit.
man, that cr-p hurt! it was a real -ss cactus!
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an unpleasant person, a pain in the -ss.
man, my boss was a real -ss cactus today!
the conditon in which a man or woman has such pr-ckly -ss hair, whether it be from feces or it just grows that way,that said persons -ss hair has the sharp pr-ckly quality of the needles of a cactus
1. dude i haven’t wiped in so long i’m starting to develope -sscactus.
2. hey man i was humpin this girl last night and it was all good until i decided to go doggie style and the b-tches -sscactus was so sharp that it almost pierced my d-ck.
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