Ass Cannon

-ss cannon

characteristics of one with an -ss cannon
1) this person, man or woman, is known for their explosive power stemming from their -ss cheeks. sometimes unable to control their talent, he or she must be careful when going to take a cr-p, otherwise people one floor down from the toilet may suffer the consequences as the floor above may break due to the explosiveness of her -ss and fall upon this person.

2) one with a humongous -ss cannon can also contribute to society. -ss cannons are only called upon by countries military, for example, greece or canada, when all other options have been exhausted. code words: “release the kraken!!” are used to deploy the one with an explosive -ss. the -ss cannon always gets the job done, and leaves behind a devastating scenery of corpses, radiation clouds, and of course, p–p.

3) not only used by the military, those with -ss cannons can serve to be useful at barbecues to fire up the grill, as they have the ability to spew deadly fire out their -sses.
1) person 1 with -ss cannon: moooooooooooooom…. i did it again, the toilets clogged. i think the floor may have broken as well.
brother: aaaggghh!!! it’s all over me!!!
mom: -screaming- your brother!!! he’s… he’s… dead.

2) person 1: mr. president, there are no more forces left, we have no other choice! do what must be done!
mr. president: -sighs-…this is a sad bitter day… execute order “release the kraken”. get her -ss cannon in here. may her future victims rest in peace for the horror they are about experience.

3) chris: nancy! get your -ss over here, fire this up! we’re having chicken.
nancy: okay, let ‘er rip! -boom-
chris: your -ss never fails, great work.
1. place your partner on their shoulders, preferably with some sort of back support. your partner’s -ss should be in the air.

2. straddle your partner’s -ss and shove your b-lls – only your b-lls – into your parnter’s -sshole. (this may be painful on the b-lls, depending on the elasticity of the currently penetrated -sshole)

3. with an erection, and while your b-lls remain in your parnter’s -sshole, slowly rotate around your partner making cannon noises, much like a the turret of a tank. onomatopoetic words, such as “boom” and “chk-burrgh- are appropriate.
“holy christ, this -ss cannon is doing some serious damage!”
insult directed towards a person/friend who is constantly releasing methane gas
d-mnit ken! plug your f-cking -ss cannon, i’m tired of the room smelling like sh-t all the time!
the farts and/or stool exit noises you get the morning after a beer binge.
after all the beer i drank last night my b-tt has turned into an -sscannon.
when you try to take a really big sh-t, but it ends up being a volcanic explosion outside of your -ss cheeks.
” koonkhmer ! i just did a really big -ss cannon on my modern warfare 2 screen ! ”
so one person takes a really huge hit off the bong and holds the hit in. he then goes over to the other person, who is lying on the floor with their -ss in the air, and blows the smoke into his -ss. the second person then farts the smoke back into the first person’s face who then proceeds to huff it hard. this requires an air-tight seal from lip-to-lip (lips to -sshole). this technique is popular in prisons utilizing crystal meth, and both people involved get blazed as f-ck.
dude, do you want an -ss cannon?

yeah man, -ss cannon me quick!
the ability to target and direct extremely loud flatulence for use as a weapon
bobby used his -ss cannon again to knock that bird out of the tree