ass cape
what you call a long sleeved shirt or pullover when you tie it around the waist such to hide the bottocks, cameltoe, etc.
d-mn, girl, you need an -ss cape ‘foe ur -ss raped.
a cape to cover or conceal ones b-tt.
alicia keys needed an -ss cape to cover her super booty!!!!!!
1. a completely useless object
2. an idiotic person
1. man 1: hey guys! check out this pet rock i found.
man 2: put that -sscape away. no one cares.
2. man 1: i can’t believe i just spilled my drink while talking to that hot chick.
man 2: yeah. smooth move -sscape.
a cape for your -ss
friend: jon have you been working out? your -ss looks ridiculous
jon: nope i turned my apr-n into an -ss cape. i’ve already been laid 6 times in the last 9 minutes
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