ass clock
a device similar to that of a clock except it is surgically emplanted into the cheek of your choice.
“dude, i love the -ss clock man.”
“i know right ain’t it sick? i can tell the time just by checking out my -ss!”
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means to express that something doesn’t happen in their neighbor, city, town, or community, or social life. this usually prefers to people conversating from different cities. boy: mann that girl didnt believe i was 16, so she called my mama and asked. girl:wat??? wea dhey do dhat at? not over here mann.
- Gloving
the art of giving glove lightshows. :’) sh-t… ha-ha and yoshie just did a tag-team lightshow for me. i was just melting.. they’re some f-ckin experts at gloving. plur! inserting a beer or other alcoholic beverage into a glove or similarly innocent object for the purpose of inconspicuous consumption. frequently used at public activities to […]
- asshole farm
a place that covers large amounts of land with greenery, uses lots of water to water it, and results in large numbers of -ssholes being present. in other words, a golf course. “the ceo’s spending the afternoon on the -sshole farm.”
- asspellet
a piece of sh-t is that an -sspellet on the floor?
- Ass Sniffing
the art of gingerly spreading your hot and dripping womans -ss cheeks. applying your nose to her -sshole and slowly inhaling the bunghole scent of her unwashed funky t-rdcutter. you continue to partake of her cheesey scented cr-pper before you apply your tongue and slowly cleanse and clean her browneye while she sucks your c-ck. […]