ass cotton


the little b-lls of toilet paper that get caught and rung up in your -ss p-b-s that are immune to being picked. very valuable when collected in a large quant-ty.
1. when the n-gg-r tried picking my -ss cotton, he couldn’t make them budge.

2. i had so much -ss cotton wrapped up in my -ss p-b-s that i no longer could drop the kids off at the pool.

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